We don't yell on sets, we use walkie-talkies

hollywoodassistants:

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

(via talcs)

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

(via toast--to-the-coast)

mamrie:

There was a short little stint where I paid my bills doing office work, but didn’t actually do any work. Instead I did shit like scan this.

(via hadersgonnahade)

frickyeah1990s:

The final scene of Boy Meets World. Stupid show, making me feel feelings.

(via hadersgonnahade)

1stassistantdirectors:

“Director thinks it’s a little too wet now. Can you guys wipe that up, please?”

(via brianawilde)

death-by-lulz:

shawarmanatural:

This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point.